My screen has cancer all over it!

This customer had a thick, thick Appalachian accent.
Customer: "I need help! My screen has cancer all over it!"
Tech Support: "...What?"
Customer: "Whenever I click on something, I get cancer poppin' up all over. Cancer, cancer, cancer, everywhere is cancer poppin' up."
Tech Support: "Cancer? Ma'am, I don't think your computer can get cancer. What exactly are you doing?"
Customer: "When I usin' this, a thing comes up that says action cancer."
Tech Support: "Oh, Action Cancelled? What are you clicking when this happens?"
Customer: "What am I clickin'?"
Tech Support: "Yes, what are you clicking right now?"
Customer: "Rice, beans, and pataters, why?"