(I am in line at my local supermarket. The customer ahead of me is complaining. I am a cyclist, wearing a helmet with a camera.)
Customer: “What the f*** is taking so long!?”
Employee: “I’m sorry, sir, I will try to get this done as quickly as possible.”
Customer: “I haven’t got time for this; do you know what this is?”
(The customer backs off into a karate position.)
Me: “Excuse me.”
(I turn on the camera on my helmet.)
Me: “You do know that you’re being video recorded from multiple places. Being nice to the staff is voluntary, but threatening them will get the police.”
Customer: “F*** off, or you’ll get dead!”
(The customer pulls out a knife, still in the wrapper. I kick it out of his hand, and he runs off. Between the supermarket and me, we have everything needed for a prosecution. My shopping was free!)
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