Saturday, July 20, 2013

He Wants Coffee As Dense As He Is

Me: “Here is your coffee, sir.”
Customer: “Oh, could you add more milk to that?”
Me: “Sure.”
(Since the coffee cup is already full, I walk over to the sink to pour a little out before adding more milk.)
Customer: “Stop that! I didn’t say to pour any out!”
Me: “Sir, the cup was full. In order to add more milk, I have to pour a little coffee out.”
Customer: “You should obey what your customers tell you!”
Me: “I’m sorry, but sometimes I have to obey the laws of physics instead.”

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